They Look So Perfect.

whoredinarygirl:

barely passing a class like

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Luke Hemmings Everyday Probably
Luke:wheres my lip ring
Luke:*calls Liz*
Luke:ash, lets do something fun
Luke:no, i dont want to go to a strip club
Luke:mikey, lets do something fun
Luke:youre dying your hair nvm
Luke:cal, lets do something fun
Luke:ok youre naked and in my kitchen so nevermind
Luke:*calls Liz*
Luke:what if i looked up boobs
Luke:this is naughty omg
Luke:they kinda look weird
Luke:why is my dingdong hard
Luke:*calls Liz*
Luke:mom I need to be baptized again
Luke:i AM A SINNER
Luke:but idk boobs
huggablehemmo:

This is either a really deep tweet or about cereal.

willoughbooby:

I’m laughing so hard bc Niall’s bodyguard had to dress up for the party as well

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